[معلومات العضو onegame]

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Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.



Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.



Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.



Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.



Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.



Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .




Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.



Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.



Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.



Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.



Software Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails......



Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master



Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either

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Classic Words & Cool Meanings