[معلومات العضو slimane2222 ا الفقير الى الله]

let's laugh a little



I knew a girl that was so stupid that ... she called
me to get my phone number.


she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box
because it said 'concentrate'

she put lipstick on her forehead because
she wanted to make up her mind

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

she tried to drown a fish

she thought a quarterback was a refund


she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death


she tripped over a cordless phone


she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept


she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store


she studied for a blood test


she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats


when she heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home, she moved


when she missed the 44 bus,
she took the 22 bus twice instead


when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
'Airport Left' she turned around and went home


She threw a bird off a cliff to kill it


She turned off the 'big fan' in a helicopter when she got cold


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P.S I don't know that girl at all. I've just received this
post by my e-mail and wanted to share it with you
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Have a wonderful day as bright as your souls

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let's laugh a little