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Husband Vs Wife .. Enjoy

Husband : Do you know the meaning of "WIFE" ?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife : No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever


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Wife : I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.



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Doctor : Your Husband needs rest and peace.

Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife : When must I give them to him?

Doctor : They are for you



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Wife : I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband : You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.



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Husband : Today is Sunday & I have to Enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife : Why Three?

Husband : For you and your parents



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Wife : What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband : A lovely Push ... !!!



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Q : What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A : Just forget it once and you will never forget it again



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Husband Vs Wife >> Enjoy