[معلومات العضو ahmed1995]

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl


JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do
" TEACHER:" Of course not.
." JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework


A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? e
B: Ok .
A: A white horse fell in the mud.




? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat


Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher


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hhhhhhhhhh>>>>>>>very funny