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hello
my dears

if any one have a joke
tell us here plz

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ill start and tell u one

A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as
good as it used to be. What should I do?"
The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is
in the kitchen doing dishes, stand 15 feet behind her and ask her a
question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer and asking the question
until she hears you."

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands 15 feet
behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?" He gets no response, so he
moves to 10 feet behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he moves
to five feet--still no answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and
says, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!"

iam waiting for yours

Lol

Thanks angel

Here is the joke

"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

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Two kids jokes

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The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks,
“What did you learn today?”
The kid replies, “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”
[عزيزي الزائر يتوجب عليك التسجيل لمشاهدة الروابط .. للتسجيل فضلاً اضغط هنا]
A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said,
“I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.”
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[عزيزي الزائر يتوجب عليك التسجيل لمشاهدة الروابط .. للتسجيل فضلاً اضغط هنا] [عزيزي الزائر يتوجب عليك التسجيل لمشاهدة الروابط .. للتسجيل فضلاً اضغط هنا] [عزيزي الزائر يتوجب عليك التسجيل لمشاهدة الروابط .. للتسجيل فضلاً اضغط هنا]

Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask
him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know Maths.
Ted : You don't know my father

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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum.
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so
I'm scolding you now

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Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one
?

I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM

thanks onegame and sir slimane2222 for puting your jokes here

A man was walking along Hietzinger Hauptstrasse near Parkhotel
Schönbrunn when he found a penguin walking along the road.
So he picked it up and took it to the local police station.
He said to the policeman "I found this penguin on Hietzinger
Hauptstrasse, near Parkhotel Schönbrunn. What should I do with it?"
The policeman looked at the man and said "It's obvious what you should
do with it! Take the penguin to Schönbrunn Zoo.
The man said "Of course, I'll take it to the zoo" and he left the police
station with the penguin under his arm.
The next day the policeman was on duty in the city centre when he saw
the man walking along the street with the penguin by his side. The policeman stopped the man and said "I thought I told you to take the penguin to the zoo?"
The man replied "Yes, I took it to the zoo yesterday. Today I'm taking it to see the Opera House."

hhhhhhhhhhhhh
thx sweety Angel for that joke really was funny
best wishes