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killua 12-04-2008 04:20 PM

mathematics
 
hello
get this
it's just cool

ROMANCE MATH

Smart man + smart woman = romance




Smart man + dumb woman = affair



Dumb man + smart woman = marriage



Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy





OFFICE ARITHMETIC



Smart boss + smart employee = profit



Smart boss + dumb employee = production



Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion



Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime





SHOPPING MATH



A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.



A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.





GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS



A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.



A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.



A successful woman is one who can find such a man.





HAPPINESS



To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.



To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.





LONGEVITY



Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.





PROPENSITY TO CHANGE



A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.



A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.





DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE



A woman has the last word in any argument.



Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.











SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.



KILLUA

angel 12-06-2008 10:13 AM

:F_011:

thx killua
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
but why .........understanding have a great place too
keep up the good work

killua 12-07-2008 01:42 PM

thx for the response

damia 12-12-2008 04:09 PM

loooooooooool
a smart woman =your topic is great and need to be unswered
a dumb woman=you are talking about us as if we are so silly .....why does woman change after marriage it's because the man doesn't and someone has to. so she did the whole work
it's something hard as you see

thank you killua for the wonderul post
really it makes me laught

killua 12-18-2008 12:00 PM

thank you sister damia
nice answer

hichame 12-19-2008 09:29 AM

Thank you, Sister answers to outstanding


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